Written On The Kitten features five songs selected from the set lists we’ve been playing over the last couple of years :

1. Lemonade
2. The Saddist
3. Trouble Is
4. Leather Muppet
5. Kangaroo Girl

Feel free to listen to The Saddist and Leather Muppet here. If you like them and you want to own the Whole Kitten, drop us an email and we’ll tell you how you can send us £4 via Paypal for yer very own copy.

Some questions you might have about The Kitten :

1. Where can I get my hands on it (aww, tch-tch-tch, c’mere puss, tch-tch-tch)?
You can purchase The Kitten at our upcoming Kitten Launch gig to be held “soonish” and “in the Glasgow area”. Specifics when we’ve booked the venue.

2. But won’t I miss x-factor’s that night?
If you miss that event for whatever reason (and let’s face it why watch top quality singing when you can come out and see us instead?), you can buy it off us using Paypal.

3. What did the that darling little pussy do deserve being graffitoed, you heartless brutes? “Darling little pussy”? You don’t know the half of it missus. Let’s put it this way, the stencil we used to put wur monicker on that bastard’s back was made out of a bedsheet. We’re talking King Size here. Yeah the whole world thought the gene-line The Goodies created was at an end, but we know different…

Kangaroo Girl

On the road with Kangaroo Girl
The wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth
Top’s down and I’m feeling the chill
Grey sky up, grey tarmac beneath

Going nowhere, going nowhere with you
Driving round, bouncing up and down
You stampy tramp you’ll make me black and blue
Kanga, kanga, driving like a kangaroo

Back on the road with gorgeous Kanga-gal
Running red lights and stop signs
Don’t give a Koala-crap about your legal law pal
Just as well you don’t read minds, baby

Going nowhere, going nowhere with you
Driving round, bouncing up and down
You stampy tramp you’ll make me black and blue
Kanga, kanga, driving like a kangaroo

Pump the gas, stamp the brake, never ever indicate