Murnie


Written On The Kitten features five songs selected from the set lists we’ve been playing over the last couple of years : 1. Lemonade 2. The Saddist 3. Trouble Is 4. Leather Muppet 5. Kangaroo Girl Feel free to listen to The Saddist and Leather Muppet here. If you like them and you want to own the Whole Kitten, drop us an email and we’ll tell you how you can send us £4 via Paypal for yer very own copy. Some questions you might have about The Kitten : 1. Where can I get my hands on it (aww, tch-tch-tch, c’mere puss, tch-tch-tch)? You can purchase The Kitten at our upcoming Kitten Launch gig to be held “soonish” and “in the Glasgow area”. Specifics when we’ve booked the venue. 2. But won’t I miss x-factor’s that night? If you miss that event for whatever reason (and let’s face it why watch top quality singing when you can come out and see us instead?), you can buy it off us using Paypal. 3. What did the that darling little pussy do deserve being graffitoed, you heartless brutes? “Darling little pussy”? You don’t know the half of it missus. Let’s put it this way, the stencil we used to put wur monicker on that bastard’s back was made out of a bedsheet. We’re talking King Size here. Yeah the whole world thought the gene-line The Goodies created was at an end, but we know different…			Leather Muppet Don’t dress me like a baby, baby Don’t treat me like a school kid, bend me down and cane me Try someone who’s older, these things leave me colder, now Tune in to the station of the TV generation now I want a leather muppet Gonna fondle it and cup it I want a leather muppet now I want a leather muppet Don’t say they’re only puppets I want a leather muppet now Don’t tell me that you think it’s wrong, hun You asked me what turns me on Kermit as a pimp and Fozzie in a gimp-suit, wow Piggy flicks her lashes, my resistance crashes, now I want a leather muppet Gonna fondle it and cup it I want a leather muppet now I want a leather muppet Don’t say they’re only puppets I want a leather muppet now Don’t say that you want me to change, Don’t tell me that you think I’m strange (girl, I’m no stranger than you) Oh, there’s another thing I guess I ought to tell you too I’ve always had a thing for Velma outta Scooby Doo But I’ll settle for a muppet I’ll play with it and stuff it I want a leather muppet now Yeah, I want a leather muppet I’ll tie it up and cuff it I want a leather muppet now