Written On The Kitten features five songs selected from the set lists we’ve been playing over the last couple of years :

1. Lemonade
2. The Saddist
3. Trouble Is
4. Leather Muppet
5. Kangaroo Girl

Feel free to listen to The Saddist and Leather Muppet here. If you like them and you want to ownthe Whole Kitten, drop us an email and we’ll tell you how you can send us £4 via Paypal for yer very own copy.

Some questions you might have about The Kitten :

1. Where can I get my hands on it (aww, tch-tch-tch, c’mere puss, tch-tch-tch)?
You can purchase The Kitten at our upcoming Kitten Launch gig to be held “soonish” and “in the Glasgow area”. Specifics when we’ve booked the venue.

2. But won’t I miss x-factor’s that night?
If you miss that event for whatever reason (and let’s face it why watch top quality singing when you can come out and see us instead?), you can buy it off us using Paypal.

3. What did the that darling little pussy do deserve being graffitoed, you heartless brutes? “Darling little pussy”? You don’t know the half of it missus. Let’s put it this way, the stencil we used to put wur monicker on that bastard’s back was made out of a bedsheet. We’re talking King Size here. Yeah the whole world thought the gene-line The Goodies created was at an end, but we know different…

Lemonade

Long time gone, summer’s here again
Bricked up space, I can feel the pain
March time town, brings us flesh to bare
An uptown girl, thinks she’s slim you know
I see your smile stretches ear to ear
I love that easy way

Is this, a shove or an exit to a sharp place?
A shove or a down, down heart place
A shove or an exit to a sharp place

In no time long, and summer falls away
I’ll slap my face, so I can’t feel the pain
November song, the Captain calls our names
A down-heeled girl, who’s much too slim you know
I see your smile was trapped inside a cage
Is this the easy way?

Is this, a shove or an exit to a sharp place?
A shove or a down, down heart place
A shove or an exit to a sharp place

As years stretch on, and friendships fall apart
I’ll pull some strings, and crawl back to the start
Of this ending, this glass of lemonade
May start to sting, its no surprise you know
I’ll see your smile returning to its place
The only easy way

Is this, a shove or an exit to a sharp place?
A shove or a down, down heart place
A shove or an exit to a sharp place