Written On The Kitten features five songs selected from the set lists we’ve been playing over the last couple of years :
1. Lemonade
2. The Saddist
3. Trouble Is
4. Leather Muppet
5. Kangaroo Girl
Feel free to listen to The Saddist and Leather Muppet here. If you like them and you want to own the Whole Kitten, drop us an email and we’ll tell you how you can send us £4 via Paypal for yer very own copy.
Some questions you might have about The Kitten :
1. Where can I get my hands on it (aww,
tch-tch-tch, c’mere puss, tch-tch-tch)?
You can purchase The Kitten at our upcoming Kitten Launch gig to be held
“soonish” and “in the Glasgow area”. Specifics
when we’ve booked the venue.
2. But won’t I miss x-factor’s that
night?
If you miss that event for whatever reason (and let’s face it why
watch top quality singing when you can come out and see us instead?),
you can buy it off us using Paypal.
3. What did the that darling little pussy do
deserve being graffitoed, you heartless brutes? “Darling
little pussy”? You don’t know the half of it missus. Let’s
put it this way, the stencil we used to put wur monicker on that bastard’s
back was made out of a bedsheet. We’re talking King Size here. Yeah
the whole world thought the gene-line The Goodies created was at an end,
but we know different…
Trouble Is
You won’t believe the trouble I’m in
You won’t believe the trouble I’m in
This heap of misfortune, catalogue of sin
You won’t believe, so why should I tell
You won’t believe, so why should I tell
What can I buy, when there’s nothing on sale
Trouble is, I’ve seen so much
Trouble is, I miss your touch
Trouble is a done deal such
That I can’t win with this trouble I’m in.
You won’t forget the trouble I’ve caused
You won’t forget the trouble I’ve caused
When I broke your invisible laws
You won’t believe, so why make a scene
You won’t believe, so why make a scene
You won’t believe the trouble I’ve seen
Trouble is, I’ve seen so much
Trouble is, I miss your touch
Trouble is a done deal such
That I can’t win with this trouble I’m in.
